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Considered one of the worst procrastinators, Danielle decided to write her bio later rather than sooner. Small but fierce, she is known to bout bruised and battered (especially sentimental of bruises shaped like puppies). The new foil coach is no stranger to pain and is proud of all her fencing injuries. When she is not riding a sugar-induced high, you can often find her wandering the halls of the Science building (since there is no other way to navigate that maze) in search of one more Pepsi Max to get her through the day. She is looking forward to being a coach, unless she is once again struck down by the five month cold, in which case she wishes Aaron good luck.
Known by many as simply “The Gengler”, this sabre fencer was once the terror of Watson’s first floor. Despite his somewhat lumberjack-like appearance and occasional black eyes from his underground fight club down by the docks, The Gengler is surprisingly mellow, unless you enter his cave without knocking...
This stout and loquacious sabre fencer occasionally startles victims with his British accent and piratical fencing style. He is well versed in the geography of the pit which spawned the rust daemon that ate the foils. He has battled the dictator referred to as the épée coach. Neither have been seen since...
This crazed senior has been known to prowl hallways carrying his épée. He sleeps with his mask on and showers in his knickers. Beware: a pris-de-fer may ensue. Under no uncertain terms is he to be approached without proper protective gear and weapon. Aaron is also a competitive member of the USFA and a member of the USFCA. He earned his certification as a Moniteur of Foil in 2009. You can talk to him if you are interested in competitive fencing.
When equipped with such weapons as the foil, épée, and fishing rod he has been known to be dangerous to both humans and fish (and in no particular order). In addition, his occasional quotes and references to Family Guy and Monty Python should be avoided at all costs. (Yes, his name is almost the same as that of the character Christopher Robin from Winnie the Pooh.)
Humorours biography coming soon!
Interested in the secretary position solely for the status of being cursed, Sarah is the only fencer short enough to comfortably live in the storage closet under the bleachers. Due to this short stature (and Aaron's instruction of 'the crotch is target area') male fencers should always wear a cup during bouts. Described as being a pocket-sized container of concentrated anger she is often heard giggling when stabbed and is easily subdued by mass attacks by other club members.
When off the strip, Gina is a docile, herbivorous creature who abstains from confrontation. She enjoys drawing, listening to show-tunes, and drinking coffee. Gina loves animals and maintains a job at Build-A-Bear. Don’t let this guise fool you! With a sabre in hand, she is overcome by an insatiable thirst for blood. It has been rumored that Gina is required to wear a mask, not to protect herself, but to prevent her from biting her opponent.
The dark bandana warrior, forever honored from the epic battle of the bandanas, is shrouded in mystery. Holding pride and victory above all, he is known for his aggressive battle nature, flunging at a moment’s notice. Never a median, he flies up and down the strip or stands still, waiting patiently for an opening. As of recent time, he teaches his ways to new foils but is also well versed in the dark arts of sabre. His only known fear is towards his foil overlord.